So, you want to hike in a beautiful park on a gorgeous summer day. Your kids want to hang around the house irritating each other. Your enthusiastic rally of "Let's go for a hike!" slams hard against groan walls. What to do? When in doubt, turn to food.
Yes, once again, the simplest solution is to make the food fun. Yummy, extra-special treat food enjoyed on a hike is not exactly a bribe. I think of it as a reward. After all, your kids are correct. That two hour-long hike uphill through a mosquito-infested, poison-ivy carpeted woods on a hot, sticky, breeze-less afternoon is a bit of a physical endurance challenge. And your exuberant declarations about fresh-air, woodland marvels, and good exercise make the hike all the more of an ordeal for your children. In such circumstances, it's best to keep your revelry to yourself and your knapsack full of foods your kids love. Here's what works for us.
#1: PIZZA! My kids' love cold pizza. And cheese pizza packs surprisingly well. It doesn't squish like peanut butter and jelly. It doesn't spoil like sandwiches lubricated with mayo. Plus, it looks appetizing over the long haul. Pizza sustains its integrity and appeal when the ordinary picnic fare of sandwiches disappoints.
#2: Naturally-wrapped fruit. Most kids like fruit, except when it is discolored or squished. A peach or plum with torn skin and sweet, oozing pulp that you and I might enjoy disgusts them. So it's safest to hike with fruits encased in their own tough skins. Grapefruit, oranges, and even apples fit the bill, but by the time summer comes, we Wisconsinites are sick of eating them. Bananas have a higher, year-round appeal, plus fairly tough skins. True, they can split and squish, but if packed on top of the rest of the food, they usually travel well.
In fact, squishing fruit isn't so much of a problem for us. Our difficulty lay with preventing melted ice water from saturating our lunch. You see, to get to that idyllic park, we have to pack our food in a cooler in the car and drive for an hour or so. Nothing is less appetizing after a long car ride than soggy snacks. Sure, we could invest in water-proof food containers, but we're a Ziploc family. Sometimes we double-bag as an extra precaution. But back to bananas, bananas are so well encased in their own protective skin, that they can be submerged in cool water for hours with no ill effects. Hooray for bananas.
Melons do well underwater too. Perhaps you don't want to hike uphill with a watermelon. Cantaloupes are smaller, honeydew, mid-range. I'm just saying, it's possible to happily hike with a cantaloupe in your backpack. After all, you're the exuberant one who needs extra exercise, right? Of course, you could slice the melon before hand into a Tupperware container. You could even toss in berries. The container keeps the fruit safe from water and squishing. But then consider how appetizing it will be for all of you to stick your dirty hands into the same container to fetch out the fruit. You know where your kids' hands have been, do you really want to eat fruit they've touched? Individual containers, spoons, bowls, -all are too cumbersome on a happy hike. No, better to just haul one melon and one Swiss army knife. Every one gets a slice at the top. Kids love to eat with their fingers and let juice dribble down their chins. This is fun to them. And they're eating fruit so it's O.K. with you.
But on to the secret weapon of hike-inducing foods, #3: Forbidden foods.